Parenting class:
Student: Miss, do you have a baby?
Me: (caught off guard) uhh, no, why?
Student: Oh cause you’re a teacher..
Me: (What!?) Well not all teachers have kids you know
Student: Yeah but you teach parenting, so I thought they’d choose someone who has a kid
Me: oh.. true… but no.
At the end of the lesson:
Me: So parents have the option to donate their baby
Students: WHAT?
Me: (shoot) I meant ADOPT. Put their baby up for ADOPTION. Sorry, it's the last class on Friday, it's been a long week -___-" *fail*
Teacher social at the bar across the street:
My coworker said I ordered the cutest drink he's ever seen someone order at a bar... what? i like chocolate milk. Plus, the nice bartender said it was on the house :)
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